“Let me get across this road and I’ll show you what a six-story tall Jesus with no legs is capable of.”
Archive for April 3rd, 2008
“Why don’t…
April 3, 2008…you just zip it, King of Kings? You’re made of mostly styrofoam and wood, bro. You don’t even have any legs.”
King of Kings (Ohio)
April 3, 2008“Really. Can’t you guys just get along? I mean, you’re both Jesi. That should count for something.”
Jesus of the Abyss
April 3, 2008“Exactly why I submerged myself down here in Key Largo. I just got tired of the continual BS.”
Oklahoma’s Weeping Jesus says…
April 3, 2008“Honestly, guys, it doesn’t look good for anyone to have you two arguing in public.”
“Why don’t…
April 3, 2008…you arrange your arms in a more natural postion, OJ? Oh. that’s right. you can’t. Ha ha. Enjoy the San Francisco of Arkansas, Hillbilly.”
Uh oh
April 3, 2008“You talk a big game, Baja. Why don’t you come down off your dome and say it to my face? Si or no, amigo?”
Baja Jesus Says…
April 3, 2008“Hola, Ozark Jesus! Behold my colorful raiments, and the many fine hotels and other entertainments that surround my sweet Mexican hilltop. What you got for that? I’ll tell you what you got for that, Jesus of the Ozarks. You got nothin.”
