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Waterboarding Logic…Logic isn’t drowning, it only THINKS it’s drowning…

April 15, 2008

I received this email last weekend.

My first thought was:

“Wow, this doesn’t make any logical sense at all!”

But then I noticed the American Flag Butterfly carrying dogtags in its talons at the bottom of the email, and it all became clear to me.

Enjoy:

To: ;
Subject: Fw: Minorities
Date: Sun, 6 Apr 2008 22:05:18 -0400


Minorities

We need to show more sympathy for these people.
* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don’t get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others won’t do or are afraid to do.
* They live in crowded conditions among a people who
speak a different language.
*They rarely see their families, and they face adversity
all day every day.

I’m not talking about illegal Mexicans;
I’m talking about our troops!

Doesn’t it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don’t support our troops and are now threatening to defund them?

Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to read it.



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“Maybe I should just get back into carpentry…”

April 9, 2008

“Or not.”

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“Suffer…”

April 7, 2008

“…the little children to come unto Elvis.  Uh huh.”

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Don’t Ask Fiddy

April 4, 2008

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“Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ‘50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.”

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Christ the Redeemer (Brazil)

April 4, 2008

 ”If only someone could step in and resolve this conflict once and for all!”

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“Are you talking to me, Ozark Jesus?”

April 3, 2008

“Let me get across this road and I’ll show you what a six-story tall Jesus with no legs is capable of.”

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“Why don’t…

April 3, 2008

…you just zip it, King of Kings?  You’re made of mostly styrofoam and wood, bro.  You don’t even have any legs.”

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King of Kings (Ohio)

April 3, 2008

“Really.  Can’t you guys just get along?  I mean, you’re both Jesi.  That should count for something.”

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Jesus of the Abyss

April 3, 2008

“Exactly why I submerged myself down here in Key Largo. I just got tired of the continual BS.”

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Oklahoma’s Weeping Jesus says…

April 3, 2008

“Honestly, guys, it doesn’t look good for anyone to have you two arguing in public.”

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