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The AFA says: If it can happen in Eureka Springs, it can Happen here, dangit.

March 10, 2008


Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment–had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.

The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”

One of the first actions of the homosexual controlled City Council was to offer a “registry” where homosexuals could register their unofficial “marriage.” City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”

AFA’s “They’re Coming ToYour Town” documents the story of how and why this happened. And how homosexual activists plan to do the same in other towns.

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Damn those gays!  Coming in here with their art galleries and their boutique shops and their fancy college educations, selling their gay antiques and bric-a-brac and raising our property values…

 

…all within sight of the Jesus of the Ozarks:

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On second thought, maybe the people of Eureka Springs were asking for it.

That might be the gayest enormous square-headed Jesus statue I’ve ever seen. He even kinda has boobs.

 Look closely.

-duck

 

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6 comments

  1. He has mighty fierce hair, too.


  2. You’re right, Q. If the beard was more full, it would look like Bea Arthur.


  3. Man, I can’t *wait* to travel to the “San Francisco of Arkansas.”

    It’s so much closer than the actual San Francisco.


  4. They stick a tacky statue up on a mountain, of a man with long hair in a dress. Then they wonder why the crossdressers have their convention here every year.

    JEEEEEZus.


  5. really fantastic piece of public sculpture, that. much better than the day-glo red/yellow/blue things in downtown Wilmywood.


  6. Ozark Jesus–the new title for my book! Now I just need a charismatic character that is part Grandpa from Hee Haw and equal parts Jim Jones. Don’t they got the Passion Play there too?



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