Archive for April, 2008

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“Are you talking to me, Ozark Jesus?”

April 3, 2008

“Let me get across this road and I’ll show you what a six-story tall Jesus with no legs is capable of.”

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“Why don’t…

April 3, 2008

…you just zip it, King of Kings?  You’re made of mostly styrofoam and wood, bro.  You don’t even have any legs.”

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King of Kings (Ohio)

April 3, 2008

“Really.  Can’t you guys just get along?  I mean, you’re both Jesi.  That should count for something.”

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Jesus of the Abyss

April 3, 2008

“Exactly why I submerged myself down here in Key Largo. I just got tired of the continual BS.”

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Oklahoma’s Weeping Jesus says…

April 3, 2008

“Honestly, guys, it doesn’t look good for anyone to have you two arguing in public.”

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“Why don’t…

April 3, 2008

…you arrange your arms in a more natural postion, OJ? Oh. that’s right. you can’t. Ha ha.  Enjoy the San Francisco of Arkansas, Hillbilly.”

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Uh oh

April 3, 2008

“You talk a big game, Baja. Why don’t you come down off your dome and say it to my face? Si or no, amigo?”

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