Archive for April, 2008


Baja Jesus Says…

April 3, 2008

“Hola, Ozark Jesus! Behold my colorful raiments, and the many fine hotels and other entertainments that surround my sweet Mexican hilltop. What you got for that? I’ll tell you what you got for that, Jesus of the Ozarks. You got nothin.”



Don’t Ask Fiddy

April 1, 2008

However, he said he’s now not certain which side he’s on. “To be honest, I haven’t been following [the Presidential election] anymore. I lost my interest,” he said. “I listened to some of the debate and things that they were saying, and I just got lost in everything that was going on.


“Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ’50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.